Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Witch Ache

Q: Why do witches have stiff joints?
A: They get broomatism!

Anonymous

Secret Santa

My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Escape

Q: Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
A: It all depends on how fast you run!

Anonymous