Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Jews and Santa

Q: What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
A: Santa goes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: myoclife

Thanksgiving Tip

Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative.
It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Ache

Q: Why do witches have stiff joints?
A: They get broomatism!

Anonymous