Gross Jokes

Desperation of The Undead

Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Push Him Aside

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Washing Clothes

One day a girl was washing her clothes. She took her shirt... wishy washy wishy washy. Looks clean, feels clean, (sniff) smells clean. Then she took her pants... wishy washy wishy washy. Looks clean, feels clean, (sniff) smells clean. Then she took her underpants... wishy washy wishy washy. Looks clean feels clean (SNIFF!!!) Ummm... wishy washy wishy washy!!!!!!!

Categories: Gross Jokes
Anonymous