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Pregnant Head

Q: What is grosser than gross?

A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus gives you head.

Bravery

Q: What's the definition of bravery?

A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Mayo's Gross

Q: What's grosser than gross?

A: Finding a used condom in the bottom mayo jar!

Spock's Discovery

Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

A: The Captain's log!

Confucious say: Itchy Ass

Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.