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Grosser Than Gross - Grandma

Q: What's grosser than gross?

A: Kissing your grandmother hello and her tongue slips in!

Gross Pudding

Q: What is grosser than gross?

A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt!

Gargle

Q: What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?

A: You can't gargle with sand.

Creepy Visitor

Necrophiliacs; the only living things that are stiff in a morgue.

Re-fried Beans

Q: Why do gays eat re-fried beans on Saturday night?

A: So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.