Ceiling Darts

Q: Why shouldn't you install dart boards on the ceiling?
A: All your players will end up throwing up.

Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

Need to Stop Meeting Like This

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.