Funny Thoughts

Getting Rid of Blondes

Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
Anonymous

Trash Talk

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid
of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Political Jokes
Anonymous

Constipation

One day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie ''constipation?'' His friend replied "no". ''yeah...'' he said ''it never came out.

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous