Funny Thoughts

Steel Trap

He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

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Anonymous

Fun with Flowers

Q: What's better than roses on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.

Anonymous

Circus Horse

A horse walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, scotch on the rocks please!" The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief says, "Did.. did you just talk?" "Yes I did, why?" "It's just incredible! I've never seen a talking horse! You know, you should really go talk to the local circus, they would LOVE to have someone with your skills!"
The horse replied "Why? Are they short on electricians?"

Anonymous