Funny Thoughts

Welsh Shagging Sheep

Q: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
A: So the sheep push back harder!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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Grey Elephants

Q: Why are elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from flamingos!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Mop Face Fight

I got in a bar fight one time with a big tough guy who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes)
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