Funny Thoughts

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My parents didn't raise a quitter!
They raised a procrastinator.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families
Anonymous

Jewish Son Christian

Wouldn't it be funny for a Jewish family to name their son Christian?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Too Big To Bury

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe-box.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous