Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo mama's breath so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Gross) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes
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Christmas with Steve Harvey

Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house.
None of the presents have the correct names.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
Submitted BY: Honk_If_Top_Comment

Condoms and Baby Oil

Did you know that baby oil will dissolve condoms yet is gentle on human skin?
So we have a new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors:
Baby Oil defeats Condoms
Baby defeats Baby Oil
Condoms defeat Baby
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG