Funny Thoughts

Christmas with Steve Harvey

Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house.
None of the presents have the correct names.

Submitted BY: Honk_If_Top_Comment

Condoms and Baby Oil

Did you know that baby oil will dissolve condoms yet is gentle on human skin?
So we have a new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors:
Baby Oil defeats Condoms
Baby defeats Baby Oil
Condoms defeat Baby
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Answering Machine - Money

After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.

Anonymous