Funny Thoughts

T.V. Remote

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

Anonymous

Robots

The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem, and they'll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, she'll be mostly plastic and wire anyways.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Breath

Yo mama's breath so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Anonymous