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License To Drink
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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T.V. Remote
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!
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Robots
The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem, and they'll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, she'll be mostly plastic and wire anyways.
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