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Vampire and Acting
Q: Why did the vampire take up acting?
A: It was in his blood!
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Alexa Reminders
Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym
Alexa: I will add gin to your shopping list
Me: Close enough
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Coffee Break
A pastor had a practice of leaving his pulpit for a brief time during the morning service. While one of his staff made the announcements, he went to tell a Bible story to the children in children's church. One new member didn't understand and said to him, "You're the first preacher I ever saw who takes a coffee break during the service."
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