Funny Thoughts

Worse Than Pleading Guilty

Q: What's worse than pleading guilty to murder?
A: Getting jail time and getting robbed by your attorney

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Vampire and Acting

Q: Why did the vampire take up acting?
A: It was in his blood!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Alexa Reminders

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym
Alexa: I will add gin to your shopping list
Me: Close enough

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: Howdy Doody