Funny Thoughts

Barbara Streisand

Q: What is the best thing about getting head from Barbara Streisand?
A: Ten minutes of silence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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Reindeer Light

Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous

The Force

May the force be...
Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes)
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