Funny Thoughts

Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Manuel

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes
Anonymous

Night Beats

Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? .
Lucky for him that I was already awake playing the drums!

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Drummer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous