Funny Thoughts

Suicidal Stanley Cup

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes)
Anonymous

Driving Bananna

Q: Why do bananas get traffic tickets when they drive their vehicles?
A: Because they like to peel out before they split.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Chinese Politician

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.
I think it's maoware.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
Anonymous