Funny Thoughts

Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Anonymous

Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.

Anonymous

A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

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