Funny Thoughts

Thanksgiving Quiz

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Russian Roulette

Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
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Mallard Tricks

Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sports Jokes
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