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Super Ai
A team of agnostic technologists built the ultimate artificial intelligence machine to find out if there was a God. They finally finish and ask the question.
Ai replies: "There is now mfs!!"
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Submitted BY: Elon Musk
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
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Mickey Mouse to Space
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A: To visit Pluto.
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