Funny Thoughts - Why Is It

Why Ask Why - 2

  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  • You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Funny Thoughts (Why Is It)
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Why Ask Why - 3

  • When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  • If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
  • Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
  • Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
  • Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
  • Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
  • Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
  • Why does one get in trouble for wreckLESS driving?
  • Does a fish get cramps after eating?
  • Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Categories: Funny Thoughts (Why Is It) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes)
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Pondering Collection Continued

  • I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?
  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  • Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • How do I set my laser printer on stun?
  • How is it possible to have a civil war?
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Funny Thoughts (How Come) , Funny Thoughts (Why Is It) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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