Funny Thoughts - Why Is It

Guide Dogs Only

Why do shops have signs that say "guide dogs only"?  The dogs can't read and their owners are blind?

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Funny Thought - Mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken

Why is it that a year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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Submitted BY: kreapsican

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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Anonymous