Funny Thoughts

Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Nipples

I knew a girl with 12 nipples...
Sounds funny, dozen tit?

Anonymous

Zombie Booty Call - Beautiful Body

If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?

Anonymous