Funny Thoughts

Five Hearts

Q: Why are worms great at poker?
A: They have five hearts.

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Hotel Jesus

Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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Mushroom

Q: What kind of man is a mushroom?
A: He's a fun guy!

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