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Knock Knock - Amazon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

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Diarrhea

Q: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
A: Yeah, it runs in the jeans!

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Birth Control Pills

A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's." "Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"

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