Funny Thoughts

Ring Me

Went to the jewelry store and asked for an earring.
The assistant slapped me on the side of the head, now I have tinnitus.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

Anonymous

Classic Booty Call - Arms

Q: You know what I like about you?
A: My arms.

Anonymous