Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Jelly Beans

Yo mama so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

Anonymous

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Anonymous