Chuck Norris' Enemies
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris Crossed The Street
Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold
Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. "If you were a musician, who would you be?", asked Chuck Norris.
"I think I would be Mozart," said Jean Claud VanDam.
"I would be Beethoven," said Chuck Norris.
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach!"
- Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
- Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.
- The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.