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Chuck Norris' Enemies

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris

  • Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
  • Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.
  • The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?

A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

Chuck Norris Swimming

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, He doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' Best Effort

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.