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Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?

A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

Chuck Norris

  • Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
  • Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.
  • The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Tough Chuck

Q: What happened when Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity?

A: He got it back.

Chuck and Clark

Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris

Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.  "If you were a musician, who would you be?", asked Chuck Norris.

"I think I would be Mozart," said Jean Claud VanDam.

"I would be Beethoven," said Chuck Norris.

Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach!"