Chuck Norris' Enemies
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
Chuck Norris Crossed The Street
Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.
Chuck Norris' Best Effort
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris - Grenade
Chuck Norris pulls the pin on a grenade, throws it, kills 50 men and then the grenade exploded.