A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this one?"
"I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself."
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball.
"Here's your baby, maam," says the doctor.
The doctor then throws the baby on the floor, hurls it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times, and then drop kicks it straight out of the 10th floor window.
Totally bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and hollers, "My God!!! What have you done to my baby?!?!!!"
The doctor chuckles a little to himself and says, "April Fools!!! He was already dead!"
Dead Baby Cross the Road
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the street?
A: To get away from the abortion clinic.
What Is 18 Inches Long
Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.
Baby Feet First
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!