Funny Thoughts

Counter Productive Pickup Lines

  1. If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
  2. How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
  3. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
  4. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
  5. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

Anonymous

Witch Cuisine

Q: Why do some witches eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!

Anonymous

Victorian Ladies

Q: How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to replace the bulb and ninety-nine to contract consumption and die beautiful, poetic deaths.

Anonymous