Funny Thoughts

Usually Wrong

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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Yo Mama - Cigarette

Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"

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Monica Testifying

Q: How did we know that Monica would testify?
A: Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

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