Funny Thoughts

Well Endowed Hunchback

A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis. The guy says, "Man, if I had a dick that big, I would be sucking it all day." The hunchback replies, "How do you think I got to be a hunchback?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Shih Tzu - Bulldog

Q: What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
A: Bullshit!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
Anonymous