Chapters of The DC Intern Tell All

• When You're Asked to Suck At Your Job
• What Really Goes Down In The White House
• How I Blew It In Washington
• Finding the Softer Side of Senators
• Clear and Present Boner
• Breaking the Gag Rule
• Entering D.C.'s Inner Circle
• Secret Services to the President
• Deep Inside the Senate
• All Night Filibusting
• Meeting the Chief of Staff
• Preparing Your Paternity Brief
• The Traditions of Toilet Stall Toe-Tapping
• What Politicians Don't Know About Cell Phone Logs

When Beasts Speak

Q: What did the cat say to the mouse?
A: "The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

Lost One

Me and my friends went to a Halloween party dressed as characters from Sesame Street.
There were so many people there, I lost Count.