Yo Mama - Street Walker

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a street walker
A: Street walkers get more fresh air.

Blonde V. Construction

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
A: One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!

You're Getting Sleepy

Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in the drinker's head. It's a sobering thought.