Funny Thoughts

Blonde Weight Loss

Q: Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video?
A: She threw it away because the people in the video weren't losing weight either!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Dummy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away!

Anonymous

Gourmet Booty Call - Temperature

Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?

Anonymous