Funny Thoughts

Name That Animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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Thanks For Coming

Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Peephole

Yo mama so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes
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