Funny Thoughts

Checkup

I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked, "Which doctor?" I replied "No, a medical one."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Jail Stutter

I just learned that a friend of mine who had a stutter died in jail.
He didn't even complete his sentence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes
Anonymous

Favorite Position

I should have known that my last relationship wasn't gonna last because it's not a good sign when your girlfriend's favorite position in bed is the fetal position.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous