Funny Thoughts

When Lincoln Was Your Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

No Poop

My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him... 
...either way he's full of shit.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: IAmAchilles

Greatest Daddy

Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest. One said, "My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank." The second boy said, "That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!" The third boy said, "That's nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes
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