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I Will answer all your texts and emails as soon as I get back from the cuddly toy convention.
Bear with me

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A Dozen And One

A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?" "Don't Miss me, mister." "Well then, you better make it 13."

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Monica Testifying

Q: How did we know that Monica would testify?
A: Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

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