Funny Thoughts

Enterprise Illness

Q: What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
A: Chicken Spocks!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes)
Anonymous

California Pick-up Line

Q: Whats the best new pick-up line in California?
A: I have electricity.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Pole Vault

Yo mama is so short, she has to pole vault into bed at night.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes
Anonymous