Hillary F President

Hillary Clinton might become the first F President.
Sorry, I meant Female but the emale got deleted.

Half Jew Half Italian

Q: Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

Jerks Get Attractive Wives

While reading a newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear!"