Funny Thoughts

Kidney Troubles

Since I started dialysis my friends, family and even strangers are having a laugh at my expense
My kidneys are the only thing not taking the piss out of me

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Statistics don't Lie

Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.

Anonymous

Fly Fart

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"

Anonymous