Business One-Liners 03

• A day without sunshine is like night.
• A disagreeable task is its own reward.
• A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
• A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
• A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
• A fool and his money are soon elected.
• A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
• A free agent is anything but.
• A friend in need is a pest indeed.
• A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

Vampire Acting

Q: Why did the vampire give up acting?
A: He couldn't sink his teeth into the part!

Witch Sighting

Q: What's the best way of seeing a witch?
A: On the television!