Funny Thoughts

Witches Cat

Q: How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
A: Steal her saucer!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
Anonymous

Perverted Farmer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes)
Anonymous

Pulling His Cheney

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?" "Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes)
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