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Robots
The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem, and they'll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, she'll be mostly plastic and wire anyways.
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Yo Mama - Breath
Yo mama's breath so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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Christmas with Steve Harvey
Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house.
None of the presents have the correct names.
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