Funny Thoughts

Why Do They Do That?

Q: Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?

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While A Lady Is Present

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

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Light Bulb - Professors

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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