Funny Thoughts

Amazon Lover

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they'd probably let me work from home.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
Submitted BY: MEG

Crap Day

I had such a crap day. First my ex got run over by a bus.
Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
Anonymous

Growing Older

Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. The third one said, "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Old Age Jokes
Anonymous