Funny Thoughts

Detective 101

Just read The Life of Pi. What a load of shit. I learned nothing about what it's like to be a private investigator.

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Tarzan's Last Words

Q: What were Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?

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Sixty Minutes

You're so slow, it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes."

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