Funny Thoughts

Caffeine

In Arkansas a man woke from a nineteen-year coma and asked for a Pepsi. "Just a small glass," he said. "Caffeine keeps me up."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Sick Herder

Q: What kinds of sickness do shepherds suffer from?
A: Staff infections.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Anonymous

Old Mama

Yo mama so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Old ) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , Old Age Jokes
Anonymous