Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Crime Wizard

Yo mama so stupid she stole free samples

Anonymous

Down Under

I'm a sexual health doctor for the lower ranks of the military.
I inspect the privates.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, a man overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband. The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together. "Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I'm requesting!"

Anonymous