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My wife asked me if I'd ever thought about what my life would be like if we hadn't met.
I told her that I hadn't. Well, I don't want to depress myself.
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Weights and Measures
Science Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyrone: Umm, depends on what you need.
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Church Bulletin
I write the church bulletin each week. Last week on complete accident instead of putting in "Pastor Vill will be giving this weeks exciting messages" I wrote: "This week Pastor Vill will be giving this weeks exciting massages." Another time I was suppose to write "Forgiveness can send you to hell" and I accidentally wrote: "Forgiveness will send you to hell." Needless to say my work is checked before the bulletins are printed and passed out now in church.
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