Funny Thoughts

Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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World Traveler

Q: What travels all around the world while staying in one place?
A: A postage stamp.

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Men Are Like Plungers

Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

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