Food Jokes

Chestnut Wins

NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.

Categories: Holiday Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Food Jokes
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Toad Sweets

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Turtle Soup Order

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Food Jokes
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